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This website formed after about 50 changes in direction from the original intent of starting a website. …sounds about parallel to life, mine anyway. It initially started out deep and serious in tone, which after sometime, I could no longer bear. I’ve never been a person too deep or serious, until I got obliterated by a criminal or private investigation into my background that surfaced all sorts of tall tales and shenanigans, eventually ruining me, my career, and every relationship I had. No joke. I mean some would argue I ruined those things, but I beg to differ. (See, I bet now you can see how the initial deep and serious tone started, right? Me too. Oh boy did I feel it too.) If I’m going to be taken down, and indeed I was - quite successfully too - then why not sit at the bottom of my despair with some wit, sarcasm, and humor? Coffee, tea, and wine are great company, but only go so far. And I might as well have an outlet for some of the despair, right. Sound like a good idea, huh? Here’s the thing though. I’m not really that funny. Sarcastic, yes, and wildly so. Witty? Sure, sometimes, why not. Humorous? Mmmm, I don’t know; we’ll see I guess… Like Ernest Hemingway said, “The first draft of anything is s***.” (Thank gawd for the preexisting disclaimer.) So, here go all my first drafts.


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